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i watch serious movies because i am a person of depth, but if you're a person of depth you should probably fucking relax. i love to get "hyphy". i like music that can make me dance like molly ringwold in the breakfast club or sounds like you just walked into abercrombie. i try to keep things random and interesting for the sake of humanity. i can out argue, out mud wrestle, and out hookah most people i meet. i like having uncomfortable conversations in the elevator with strangers. if i am walking behind you there is a good chance i am making fun of what you are wearing. jenny lewis and jennifer beals are my heroes. at first glance you may get the impression that i hate you but i was actually just "blessed" me with a permanent glare :) i really want to be an interior decorator or club owner. college has left me with a life-long membership to AA and so broke that i now watch the food network and try and imagine the day when my diet won't consist of only "just add water" noodles. i will probably step on you in a disallusioned state. i aplogoize in advance. i never pick up my phone. sorry. american express.

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